Puke in Paranormal

So, halfway through a showing of Paranormal Activity a customer came out and said someone threw up in the theater while the movie was going. Although it is the job of the ushers to clean up any spill, the girl cleaning theaters said she would (and I quote) "just add more to it". Not wanting a repeat of the scene in Replacements where everyone stood in a circle throwing up, me and this other kid went into the theater with a flashlight with two boxes of the bio-hazard cleaning crap used to clean those really bad spills.

When we got in there, we saw there was literally puke covering like 5 seats and taking up an entire row. Maybe five minutes later and having to scoop up all the new solidified chunks, I came to the same conclusion I've had for the past few years (I NEED A NEW JOB!!!)

This reminds of me of watching Drag Me to Hell where some kid threw up just outside the doors of the theater and me and my friends had to hear everything. This along with some little kid screaming "Oh, no! Not the cat oh no!" The little black kid helping the stereotype of black people being obnoxious in movie theaters in Drag Me to Hell (Also you should try watching Stomp the Yard in a theater with at least 90% black people). Unfortunately, I think I'll take people being loud and ridiculous over people puking any day.